[露中 Fanfic] Taming the Polar Bear - Chapter 24

Main Pairing: Rochu (Ivan x Yao) | Genre: School, Romance, Humour, Drama | Rating: PG-13 for kissing scenes and sexual references

Characters: Rochu-centric with many side pairings, supporting characters and cameos from other nations.

Synopsis: In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.

Disclaimer: The following story is a derivative work of APH and shares no relation to actual countries, political ideologies, history or events. Characters are copyright to Hidekaz Hiramuya, but the storyline and writing are copyright to me. You may share the link to my blog or blog post, but you may not repost my writings without my permission.

Chapter 24: Yao Does the Unthinkable

Ivan walked down the aisle of a nameless church. He had no inkling of how he had got here, or what he was doing here. His last conscious memory was of him leaving his dormitory room for the school clinic, supported by Yao and a disgruntled Ludwig.

However, Yao and Ludwig had mysteriously disappeared. He searched for them through the rows of people seated on the pews. He spotted many familiar faces, most of them students in the European faculty. Oddly enough, when he approached them, he failed to get any response. This had never happened to him. His schoolmates feared his waterpipe too much to blatantly ignore him. As he walked down the aisle, his ears pricked up at the mention of his name.

“You know, like, now that Ivan Braginski is like, gone, we should use this occasion to celebrate. You so totally won’t see me here if not for his, oh wow, so crazy younger sister. Why, that whole family is, like, full of loonies and bullies!”

“Don’t be so mean, Feliks,” Toris’ voice followed after. “It’s still a sad occasion.”

“Natalia?” Ivan thought in alarm. “What has this got to do with her? Is she here?”

Instinctively, he squat down to hide himself, but it was too late. A bout of cold air engulfed him from behind, and a sense of dread struck his heart.

“Waaaaah!” Ivan wailed as he scrambled out of Natalia’s path. To his astonishment, Natalia appeared not to have noticed him. She continued walking down the aisle, until she came to a stop at the podium in front of the church.

“Ivan was a man whom nobody could replace, at least not in my heart,” she addressed her audience solemnly. “From the time I was born, I had regarded Ivan as my husband. Yes, our 16 years together had not been entirely happy. What we had was not a perfect marriage, but as the people say…”

Ivan groaned in exasperation. Natalia had taken her day dreams too far. He wanted to escape from the church before Natalia noticed him, but what if Yao was here? Yao would think that Ivan had been cheating on him with Natalia all this while. He had to find Yao quickly and clarify matters with him. He crawled along the aisle on all fours in hopes of not drawing Natalia’s attention.

Despite wanting to put as much distance between himself and Natalia, he found himself drawn to the first row. One woman was bawling loudly while staring up at the speaker. In fact, she seemed to be about the only member of the audience who was paying attention. Everyone else was chattering away and preoccupied with their own activity.

“Yekaterina?” Ivan knelt down beside his hysterical older sister. “Are you all right?”

“Boohoohoo! Vanya! You had such a bright future ahead. How could you leave us so soon? Boohoohoo!” Yekaterina wailed openly, her ample bossom heaving vigorously.

“Leave you? I don’t understand~ Speak to me! Stop ignoring me da!” Ivan stood up and shook her by the shoulders, but Yekaterina took no heed of him.

Deeply disturbed, he turned to look at the person sitting beside Yekaterina in hopes of getting some answers. His heart skipped a beat.


Yao was crying into a Hello Kitty hankerchief, looking absolutely distraught. Ivan felt his heart ache as he reached out to hug him, but someone else beat him to it.

“Don’t be sad,” Raivis put his arms around Yao, much to Ivan’s fury. “You didn’t want this to happen.”

Yao sniffed loudly. “If I hadn’t pushed him away, he wouldn’t have knocked his head against the bed, and he wouldn’t have died. This is all my fault aru.”

“Shh… it’s ok. A jerk like him deserves it. It’s not your fault.”

Yao inclined his head against Raivis’ shoulder and continued crying. Raivis patted his head lovingly.

Ivan felt his heart slow to a stop.

Died. He, Ivan Braginski, had died, from a knock on his head. This was simply ludicrous. Yet everything fell into place, the fact that nobody responded to him, that Natalia did not come running after him demanding to get married, that Raivis had the gall to touch his angel, albeit knowing that Yao was his property…

“Noooo!” Ivan wailed as he pummeled his fists against the top of the wooden bench.

The wood caved in, becoming soft and squishy so that his fists blended into it. Oh heavens, God was taking him away from this world, even before he had a chance to kiss Yao goodbye…

“Ivan! Wake up aru!”

The next moment, Ivan felt pressure on his shoulders as someone shook him hard. He opened his eyes slowly and Yao’s anxious face materialized in front of him. Reflexively, he looked down at where his hands rested on his lap, and realized that the something squishy he had been pummeling was his bolster.

“Did you have a nightmare aru?” Yao asked anxiously.

“I’m… I’m not dead?” Ivan asked confusedly as he felt his own face and chest with his hands. They were reassuringly warm and solid.

Yao frowned. “Of course not, why would you be dead?”

“Yao~” Ivan threw his arms around Yao, tears spilling out from his anxious eyes onto Yao’s shoulders. Yao permitted Ivan to sob his heart out as he embraced the larger boy and stroked his back comfortingly. Eventually, when Ivan’s broad shoulders had stopped trembling so violently, Yao ventured to ask him about his frightening dream.

With whimpers and sniffs peppering his words, Ivan told him all about his tragic funeral, getting particularly emotional when he got to Raivis’ encroachment.

“Yao~ I’m so scared. I’m really afraid that you’ll leave me for Raivis if I die, or anyone else for that matter. How I wished you were the one at the podium instead of Natalia!” Ivan sobbed.

“Silly boy,” Yao chuckled, deeply amused in spite feeling sympathetic towards Ivan’s fear. “Ivan, you’ll live a long, ripe life. I believe that dreams are the opposite of reality. At least, that is what my mother and grandmother say.”

“So you’ll deliver my eulogy when I die da?” Ivan gazed up tearfully at Yao.

Yao laughed. “I’m older than you. You’ll probably outlive me aru.”

“All right,” Ivan sniveled. “I promise you that I will deliver your eulogy and tell the whole world what a great wife you are.”

“Aiya, that’s not necessary,” Yao brushed him off impatiently. “Besides, I’m not your wife!”

“But if I’m your lover, then we’ll become husband and wife some day da?”

“I really think that’s not going to happen aru,” Yao said as he bent over to retrieve something from his bag at the foot of the bed.

“Good heavens, you’re right!” Ivan suddenly gave a shout as he pounded his fist on his palm.

“About high time you realized that aru,” Yao grumbled as he eased himself upwards, cradling a Styrofoam bowl in his hands.

“If dreams are opposite of reality, that means that my wedding with you won’t happen da?” Ivan panicked.

Yao groaned inwardly. He could not believe that Ivan had the cheek to bring up the matter of that perverted dream that caused him to end up in the school clinic.

“Dreams are just dreams. Don’t take them seriously aru,” Yao advised.

“But I really want to marry you da!” Ivan declared.

“That’s impossible. If we look at it rationally, homosexual marriages are not even legal in my country. Or yours aru.”

“Is that your only concern da?” Ivan asked brightly. “Don’t worry, we can get married in Las Vegas! Straight after our wedding, we can go for our honeymoon! I heard that Las Vegas…”

Ivan suddenly found a spoonful of warm Borscht shoved into his mouth, preventing him from elaborating on his plans.

“Shut up and eat your Borscht aru!” Yao snapped. He pushed the bowl of Borscht firmly into Ivan’s hands.

“The school nurse said that you’ve simply sustained a bruise and broken skin. She has bandaged your wound and you can leave any time,” Yao explained. “However, you seemed to be in so much pain earlier on that I thought you needed to be hospitalized, so I got lunch for you. I’ve informed the nurse that you won’t be staying. You can leave after you’ve finished it aru.”

As Yao stood up to leave, Ivan gave a cry of alarm.

“What? Aren’t you feeding me?” Ivan whined as he tugged at Yao’s sleeve piteously.

“Why should I aru? You’re not shivering. I didn’t remove your coat, scarf and gloves this time,” Yao arched an eyebrow.

“Oh, you remember our first meeting da?” Ivan smiled sheepishly. He had asked Yao to feed him on the pretext of being so cold and shivery that he could not steady his hands. He smiled at the memory of how sweet, gentle Yao had fretted over removing his outer wear.

“Of course I remember it aru,” Yao pursed his lips. Then, his lips curving into a small smile, he said, “Since I apparently caused your death in your dream, I’ll make it up to you by feeding you. Just this once aru.”

“Da!” Ivan cried eagerly.

Yao sat back down on the bed. He took the bowl and scooped a spoonful of Borscht, blew at it gently and brought it to Ivan, who swallowed the spoonful eagerly.

“How is it?” Yao asked.

“It’s the most delicious Borscht I’ve ever tasted in my life!” Ivan gushed.

Yao giggled.

“You’re not much of a gourmet, are you? I’ve tried this and it pales in comparison to what we had at the Sunflower Field aru.”

“Anything that Yao feeds me is the greatest delicacy in the world da!” Ivan declared.

Yao blushed slightly as he fed another spoonful of Borscht to Ivan.

“Umm… Ivan, do you really like me?”

Ivan lunged at Yao so suddenly that he nearly dropped the bowl.

“’Like’ is an understatement! I love you da!” Ivan grabbed Yao’s shoulders agitatedly.

“But… but why? We haven’t known each other for a very long time, and I haven’t exactly been nice to you aru,” Yao remarked. He quickly placed the bowl of Borscht on the side table to avoid spilling it.

“That’s not true, Yao,” Ivan smiled sappily. “Even when you’re mad at me, you still show concern for me. You’re not afraid of me, and you genuinely care for me. Every time you get worked up about my problems, I feel really touched. Nobody has ever lavished me with so much attention~”

A dreamy expression replaced Ivan’s agitated look as he recalled all the wonderful moments he shared with his lovely angel.

“Oh,” Yao muttered. It had never occurred to him that he would be appreciated for being a busybody and a nag, as his siblings and cousins, and sometimes even his juniors, were so fond of calling him whenever he tried to fuss over them. Furthermore, he had often felt that it was the other way round, that Ivan was the one who smothered him with attention.

“Yao~” Ivan whined, distracting Yao from deep thought. “I’m serious about you~”

Yao took a deep breath.

“Ivan,” Yao said seriously, “If… If I accept you as my boyfriend, you will listen to everything I say, won’t you?”

“Aren’t I your boyfriend already?” Ivan blinked innocently.

“Aiya!” Yao cried, “Surely you aren’t so dense to imagine that all this time I’ve been reciprocating your one-sided crush aru!”

“But we’ve done things that lovers do da~! We’ve gone on dates. You’ve introduced me to your family members. And we hug and kiss everyday!”

Saying which, Ivan leaned forward suddenly and pressed their lips into an intimate embrace. Expecting Yao to resist, he tightened his embrace, but to his surprise, Yao did not try to attempt to push him away or twist his head away as he always did. Instead, he parted his lips slightly in silent invitation for Ivan to venture inside.

Ivan thrust inside eagerly. Slowly, languorously and affectionately, he caressed his lover’s warm cavern, first the roof of his mouth, then his inner cheeks and his teeth. Yao confronted the intruder gamely, interlocking their tongues in a wrestling game. Their tongues danced and entwined, until finally, Yao pulled back, the necessity for breath overwhelming.

“You… you didn’t resist,” Ivan stammered as he stared dazedly at Yao, still stunned by the exhilaration from their mutual union.

“Hmmph!” Yao blushed. “We’ve only gone on two dates in two whole months since we last met. You haven’t met my parents and sister, neither have I met yours. I fight back every time you hug and kiss me. Do you really think that makes us a real couple aru?”

“But you didn’t resist just now~” Ivan said jovially as he attempted to plant another kiss on Yao’s lips. His plan was abruptly ruined by a pillow that Yao shoved into his face. Yao scrambled off the bed as Ivan was forced to release his embrace.

“Since logic doesn’t seem to get through your thick head, that was just an example to show you the difference between a real couple and a one-sided crush aru! You won’t be getting another kiss from me until I declare us a real couple aru!” Yao hugged a bolster over his chest, his face flaming red.

Ivan gazed, mesmerized, at Yao’s tomato-red visage. Yao always looked so adorable and irresistible when he was embarrassed. Yet Ivan knew that for all his shyness, the intensity in his amber eyes indicated that his angel meant business.

“Well," Ivan said solemnly, "If you want to meet my parents and sisters, I'll arrange it. But mind you, Papa and Natalia are very scary da! Of course, I'll protect you with my life, but I'm afraid that you may get put off if you meet them so soon..."

"Aiya!" Yao cried, "Why do you always misunderstand my words? I'm not going to do such things with you until we become a real couple aru!"

"But you just said that real couples meet each others parents and sisters," Ivan scratched his head.

"What I meant was, only real couples do such things. Therefore, we'll do things that a real couple do after we become a real couple aru!" Yao said firmly.

"You say very confusing things," Ivan sulked.

"Take it or leave it!" Yao shot back.

"All right, Yao," Ivan said determinedly, "Tell me what I have to do so that we can be a real couple.”

To be continued...

A/N: All this time I thought it would be 'Ivan Does the Unthinkable'. In the end, it became 'Yao Does the Unthinkable' lol XD And Yay another cliffhanger! XD What will Ivan have to do? Dun dun dun~ I'll try my bext to finish up the coming chapter over the weekend.

Topic : Axis Powers Hetalia
Genre : Anime/Manga

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Ohgod, I love this chapter. XD I wonder what Yao wants Ivan to do once they become a real couple? Can't wait for the next one!!

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> Ohgod, I love this chapter. XD I wonder what Yao wants Ivan to do once they become a real couple? Can't wait for the next one!!

Thanks :D I'll have the next chapter up soon! I have most of it written out on paper. I just need to type it up XD

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> 閱......
> (抱頭)心急的人總想看到他們兩情相悅...
> 總是糾結糾結糾結....


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real couple的話,就可以甜蜜的翻滾了哎~【我夠

【【【【這文著實挑戰我這個死高中生的閱讀能力= =

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> 哎呀【捂臉】
> 雖然他們交往【不是】才兩個月但是我都有種馬拉松的感覺了啦XD
> 伊萬追的好幸苦【樂此不疲】啊。
> 終於要等到顯著進展kolkolkol
> real couple的話,就可以甜蜜的翻滾了哎~【我夠
> 【【【【這文著實挑戰我這個死高中生的閱讀能力= =

嘿嘿 real couple可以做很多事 *猥亵脸*
看同人文可以让学业进步多好 【喂!

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